på flygplatsen

An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al Rahzib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean Male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isnt that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no deer run too fast..